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Loser Boyfriend by ~eclipz04:iconeclipz04:

Categories Literature > Poetry > General Poetry > Open




I want a loser boyfriend.
The dork in the back of the class.
I want the guy who got wedgies
and never was able to eat lunch.

I want the guy with the big glasses
I want the one who never talks.
I want the one without any friends.

I just want a loser boyfriend.

I don’t want to compete
or struggle to keep his attention.
I don’t want to share weekends
With his “boys”, when they go out.

I want a loser boyfriend damn it.

I don’t want to have to wait around
entertain myself while he’s out with friends.

I didn’t go out tonight.
Know why?
I was going to spend the evening with him.

But he can’t say no.
He can’t just stay for me.
I hate competing for my love
I hate this waiting, it hurts my hope.

I want a loser boyfriend
The guy in the back of the room.
Who has no friends and no one
no one knows his middle name.

I want the loser boyfriend
I want the clingy guy.
The one who’s never kissed before.
The one who’s a virgin inside.

I want the loser boyfriend
who doesn’t smoke or drink
Who was raised Christian but found
-walking his own path in life-
that Christianity is a lie within lies.

I want the loser boyfriend
That the rest of the guys call queer.
I want the silent guy
The rest of the guys only fear.

I want a loser boyfriend
who really isn’t a loser at all.
I want the guy who knows himself
And veers from all his peers.
I want the guy  who understands the world
More than the other males do.

I want a loser boyfriend
so on Saturday night I'm not alone.
©2003-2009 ~eclipz04
:iconeclipz04:

Author's Comments

EDIT: (New Comments)

This is a, basically, ancient work. I'm not particuarly proud of it, nor do I boast it as my best work. It has flaws galore, to a point I don't see a reason to edit it ^^'. However, it seems to pick up favs at a remarkable rate (for being a no-ones poem. lol). So I felt like disclaiming that the subject matter addressed here is old to me, as well as how I write (old. of course).

Of course, most of the meaning in there I still hold to be valuable. But! Just be sure to take a gander at the date this was created. It's ancient. lol

Much love <3


Old comments I wrote:
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Jeremy went out again tonight..

I haven't had much time to just talk with him anymore. its wearing.

this is my 5 minutes of complaining. Like a journal or.. i don't know. But, fear not, I'll be over it in another ten minutes.

I just get jealous. and I hate Saturdays anyways, spending them alone is five times as bad.

Enjoy my pain and misery. Fore that, my friends, is the gift of poetry.

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:iconhellraiserdemon:
~hellraiserdemon Feb 8, 2003, 8:33:47 PM
Poor you, jealousy sucks. It a cool little poem. THough I don't like the thought that alot of the qualities of a loser boyfriend I have.
:iconxjustxlostx:
~xjustxlostx Feb 8, 2003, 8:34:00 PM
Can I say I totally understand? Yeah...I think my b/fs a fag just on Saturdays.
:iconguava:
=guava Feb 8, 2003, 8:42:58 PM
Yeah, I feel ya. But jus be thankful that tha guy you're with at tha mo is jus 'goin out with tha boys' on a Sat nite and not 'screwing his fiancee' like my ex was. Only he neglected to tell me he had one. Funny that hmm

Why don't you go out with mates and dance like Christina Aguilera and make hiiiiiiiiiim nice n jealous? I do that sumtimes. I'm such a bitch :D (Big Grin)

Anyways, this is a good poem, ne. Things would be so much easier if we didn't date 'popular' people. Sometimes I wish my bf was ugly and had no style so he'd attract less attention.
:iconneonemu:
~neonemu Feb 8, 2003, 8:43:23 PM
i agree with hellraiser, i dont like that i have most of those qualities... kinda is depressing. but i mus tsay it was a moving poem, i feel sorry about your guy, i just wish my ex wanted a clingy bf, maybe then she wouldnt be my ex.... lol... oh well.
well i hope everything works out with you and *scrolls up* jeremy
:iconfae:
~fae Feb 8, 2003, 9:00:16 PM
Amen, chick. AMEN!

Horns Heart

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"Truth comes in between breaths." - Buddha
:iconopen-your-eyes:
~open-your-eyes Feb 8, 2003, 9:13:24 PM
I want one, too...But they always end up being losers, ;) (Wink)

*ahem* just joking, really...I'm not funny...and it's like...11:12, and I'm tired...because...I am.

Good poem. I like it.
:iconxxxderrangednoodlexx:
~xxxderrangednoodlexx Feb 8, 2003, 11:24:03 PM
I'm a loser. I'm clingy (if clingy is the need to cuddle ALOT) and i avoid people. These could be because i'm a loser girlfriend or maybe just cuz i'm crazy. anyway... I like it! If i was a guy i would hit on you ecause you probably don't swing my way.

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So ugly death wouldn't touch me. :)
:icon-jesse-:
~-jesse- Feb 9, 2003, 7:25:05 AM
I love this. Great job espressing your emotions.... when I read the descrition I definately didn't think it'd be anything like this. I don't know why... anways, this is wonderful. Awesome job.

*jesse

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What more can I say?
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