I want a loser boyfriend.
The dork in the back of the class.
I want the guy who got wedgies
and never was able to eat lunch.
I want the guy with the big glasses
I want the one who never talks.
I want the one without any friends.
I just want a loser boyfriend.
I dont want to compete
or struggle to keep his attention.
I dont want to share weekends
With his boys, when they go out.
I want a loser boyfriend damn it.
I dont want to have to wait around
entertain myself while hes out with friends.
I didnt go out tonight.
Know why?
I was going to spend the evening with him.
But he cant say no.
He cant just stay for me.
I hate competing for my love
I hate this waiting, it hurts my hope.
I want a loser boyfriend
The guy in the back of the room.
Who has no friends and no one
no one knows his middle name.
I want the loser boyfriend
I want the clingy guy.
The one whos never kissed before.
The one whos a virgin inside.
I want the loser boyfriend
who doesnt smoke or drink
Who was raised Christian but found
-walking his own path in life-
that Christianity is a lie within lies.
I want the loser boyfriend
That the rest of the guys call queer.
I want the silent guy
The rest of the guys only fear.
I want a loser boyfriend
who really isnt a loser at all.
I want the guy who knows himself
And veers from all his peers.
I want the guy who understands the world
More than the other males do.
I want a loser boyfriend
so on Saturday night I'm not alone.
that sucks
i usually end up best friends with those kinda guys